Mulla Nasrudin had just checked into
the hotel.
"Welcome," said the clerk at
the desk. "We want you to know you are welcome. We are going to do everything
we can to make you comfortable and help you to feel at home."
"PLEASE DON'T," said the
Mulla. "I LEFT HOME SO I COULD FIND A CHANGE. FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WANT
TO FEEL AS IF I AM AT A BEACH RESORT."
