Mulla Nasrudin was complaining about
the slowness of the bus to the driver.
After he couldn't stand the complaining
any longer, the driver said, "If you don't like it, why don't you get out
and walk?"
"I WOULD," said the Mulla,
"BUT MY WIFE IS GOING TO MEET ME AND SHE DOESN'T EXPECT ME UNTIL THIS BUS
GETS THERE."
