A friend gave a bottle of cheap liquor
to MullaNasrudin as a birthday present. Later he asked the Mulla how it was.
"It was just exactly right,"
said the Mulla.
"What do you mean just
right?" asked the friend.
"WELL," said Nasrudin,
"IF IT HAD BEEN ANY BETTER YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME, IF IT HAD
BEEN ANY WORSE, I COULDN'T HAVE DRUNK IT."
